Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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