we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
