This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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