guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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