Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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