all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
The ass gains better be worth it
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