I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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