just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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