No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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