We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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