I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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