I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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