You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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