2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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