i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
