Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I think I just sharted jello shots
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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