My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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