'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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