Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Randomize
