i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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