The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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