dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She's like a pop up book from hell.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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