Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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