So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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