Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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