Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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