I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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