adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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