Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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