so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize