Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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