Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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