I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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