I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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