I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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