so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I met the friendliest cop last night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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