we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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