We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
