Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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