Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I am mentally ready for anal.
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