I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I can't turn off my feet"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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