"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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