Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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