Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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