unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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