so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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