This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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