just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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