Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No more Irish car bombs ever.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
this will be a night to untag.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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