I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
last night I used snow as a chaser
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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