this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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