for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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