Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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