Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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