I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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