Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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