i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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