he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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